
It’s simply an acronym that goes in sequential order and it comes in handy when dealing cockblocks and AMOGs Which you can use against douchebags and boyfriends alike. Let me introduce you to the ultimate and only douchebag, anti-AMOG and boyfriend destroying tactics you’ll ever need… So we are going to play it smart with grace under fire and cool under pressure.

Maybe it’s the sight of a short, average looking Asian guy like myself with a tall, willowy woman that just sets other alpha male’s teeth on edge. I have SOOOOOOOOOOOOO many stories of guys trying to interrupt me as I’m kissing a girl who could, be for all intents and purposes, my girlfriend. This has happened to me on both a cold approach, where I met her that night, to going on a date with a girl and making out with her. In point of fact, many of my girlfriends have told me that they have never been hit on more in their entire lives than when they have been out in public with me. Obviously she was loving this new found attention.

I went to the bar to grab a drink and when I came back, I found her completely surrounded and under siege by little Asian guys and big white guys who had circled her like sharks circling a wounded dolphin after smelling blood in the water. Note, this was a mixed club and I was the only Asian guy in the entire place actually talking to a non-Asian girl (much less doing as well as I was). Out of the corner of my eye, there were disparate groups of Asian men hugging the walls.

While everyone was standing around, I had struck up a really good conversation and lightly kissed her in the middle of this smoking patio. It was in Dallas and I had approached this tall, foxy girl. Well, I remember exactly the moment when I knew I had gotten very good at pickup… But what can you do about these douchers? Previously, I talked about the different types of AMOGs (Alpha Male Other Group) or cockblocks that you might run into: from the stealthy ninjas to the barbarian types.
